January 19, 2014
They got some highlighters at work.

They got some highlighters at work.

January 19, 2014
I mean I’m just impressed he got the shirt buttoned.

I mean I’m just impressed he got the shirt buttoned.

January 19, 2014

January 19, 2014
Bald? TRY DIS

Bald? TRY DIS

January 19, 2014

Yeesh. There’s only two pages left in this teeny sketchbook and I just drew some typical nasty blow-up doll and I hate her.

January 19, 2014
Dracula’s not such a dick today. You don’t have to watch out for Dracula.

Dracula’s not such a dick today. You don’t have to watch out for Dracula.

January 19, 2014
Careers advisor.

Careers advisor.

January 19, 2014
Trot on, chinny.

Trot on, chinny.

January 19, 2014
Good luck with that. All the best.

Good luck with that. All the best.

January 19, 2014
Thing. Pre-amputation.

Thing. Pre-amputation.

January 19, 2014
Erry garment rendered trouser

Erry garment rendered trouser

January 18, 2014
Thought I’d draw a bulbous bald hook-handed elephant-footed goat-eyed creep saying HEY GURL for a change.

Thought I’d draw a bulbous bald hook-handed elephant-footed goat-eyed creep saying HEY GURL for a change.

January 18, 2014
Strictly bidniss

Strictly bidniss

November 24, 2013
After countless manhours over a six-month period in R&D and an entirely necessary multimillion dollar investment, we’re proud to announce that the Babysittor A.I. Mk. II childcare unit is finally ready to ship. Pencil in that date night, because your child is in safe “hands”.
We’ve built upon the original with an improved interface. Gone is the stoic, featureless dome of yesteryear; with the addition of expertly-applied, energy-saving stationary, the Mk. II now wears a face that couldn’t alienate even the most antisocial baby.
All for the low, low price of, ironically (!!!), your firstborn child.

After countless manhours over a six-month period in R&D and an entirely necessary multimillion dollar investment, we’re proud to announce that the Babysittor A.I. Mk. II childcare unit is finally ready to ship. Pencil in that date night, because your child is in safe “hands”.

We’ve built upon the original with an improved interface. Gone is the stoic, featureless dome of yesteryear; with the addition of expertly-applied, energy-saving stationary, the Mk. II now wears a face that couldn’t alienate even the most antisocial baby.

All for the low, low price of, ironically (!!!), your firstborn child.

November 24, 2013
Robot drawing competition thing entry 1. Swears is robot. Programmed for/to love.

Robot drawing competition thing entry 1. Swears is robot. Programmed for/to love.