After countless manhours over a six-month period in R&D and an entirely necessary multimillion dollar investment, we’re proud to announce that the Babysittor A.I. Mk. II childcare unit is finally ready to ship. Pencil in that date night, because your child is in safe “hands”.
We’ve built upon the original with an improved interface. Gone is the stoic, featureless dome of yesteryear; with the addition of expertly-applied, energy-saving stationary, the Mk. II now wears a face that couldn’t alienate even the most antisocial baby.
All for the low, low price of, ironically (!!!), your firstborn child.